January 2011
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you just know... →
you awaken during the night when the moon is at its highest peak. you fluctuate under your blankets feeling his heat next to you. you pause for a moment: there he lies in his most peaceful state; he breathes as though the weight of the world lays on a dove-like cloud. you carefully start tracing the line of his body with your finger. you gently kiss his forehead, and turn around again.
an...
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Black Is A Stallion: Sneak Peek of MATES Podcast! →
michaelianblack:
For the past few months I have been teasing out news about a fun project I’ve been doing with my friend Tom Cavanagh. It’s a podcast called “Mike And Tom Eat Snacks,” and I am pleased to announce the first episode is now available for downloading.
I’m calling it a sneak peek because it’s not yet up on iTunes, but I thought it would be fun to release it here a little earlier...
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Make sites look like they were made by a 13 yr old... →
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my favourite blog.
My favourite blog would have to be a tie between my girlfriend’s tumblr called farfromfields and another tumblr called film-grain.
My girlfriend puts an incredible amount of thought and effort into compiling excellent media to share with the world; I find myself reblogging quite a bit of her blog’s material. Her blog is probably one of the only ones that I have bookmarked in my browser for quick...
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“Skrillex-adoring ragers packed away their glowsticks with disheartenment...”
– Skrillex cancels show because he doesn’t know how to DJ (via dubstepfriday)
Hahahaha knew it! (via evanbuchanan)
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out of the box...
thesemidnightlights:
there is no box… stop saying that
…fuck your box
he has said that like 70 times so far.
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Anonymous asked: what's your favourite movie?
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check out...
my amazing girlfriend.
http://farfromfields.tumblr.com
she’s a lot cooler than i am.
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DO THE D-A-N-C-E,
<1 <2 <3 <4 FIGHT !
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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
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religion + science =
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in a romantic fashion,
i will experiment with my fear right before her eyes.
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50 followers !
woopwoop !
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Watchi waste my breath ascending.
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procrastination
bringpeaceback:
you always win. always.
there is never any consequences to procrastinating. it’s tha BESTT !
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PUCK YOU MISS
AAWWWW MISS YOU FARTED !
Drupal is a poopal
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i drop like i shoulda invented the raincoat.
of course.
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new zodiac signs →
rachellin:
woah.. not down with this, i don’t wanna be a libra!
ME FUCKING EITHER WTF GOD DAMNITT !
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apparently,
i am now a libra.
gay.
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fact #4 octopuses have 3 hearts
wtf why ?
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tumblrrr.
tumblr is my favourite social networking site by far. whenever i’m in a crummy mood, i can whip open my dashboard and find some hilarious posts to brighten my day. whenever i need inspiration i can check out some awesome photography from film-grain (or other awesome photographers that i follow) or some mind-bending artwork from f***yeahtrippyimages. tumblr has it all.
tumblr allows you to post...
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mtm4085
chye, chye.
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so what exactly,
is a jtron ?
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I'M JUST DOIN' WHAT MY TEACHER SAID!
evanbuchanan:
In class, tumblr, facebook, podcasts, youtube, blogging, twitter……… IS ENCOURAGED…… WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?
Web media and sharing information class!
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